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Osama Bin Laden's porn collection is still classified
« on: June 09, 2015, 03:44:25 PM »
Yes indeed folks, the former most-hunted man in the worlds porn cache is still locked up tighter than a nuns ass at CIA headquarters. For all of you perverts out there who have been living under a rock, last month Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, announced that documents recovered from the Bin Laden compound in Pakistan had contained "some pornographic material." Unfortunately, Clapper broke our heart when he stated that the U.S. Gov't would likely be holding onto the material, for uhhh, important government stuff, ok.

Well, some intrepid folks over at went ahead and filed a Freedom of Information Act request to get the dirty mags released, and a response has just come in from the CIA:

"With regard to the pornographic material Osama Bin Laden had in his possession at the time of his death, responsive records, should they exist, would be contained in the operational files. The CIA Information Act, 50 U.S.C 431, as amended, exempts CIA operational files from search, review, publication, and disclosure requirements of the FOIA. To the extent that this material exists, the CIA would be prohibited by 18 USC Section 1461 from mailing obscene matter."

Awww, shucks. But why is Osama Bin Laden's Porn Stash in an Operational File? What kinda bullshit is that?
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